I’m like a honey ham. Salty, sweet and scrumptious. Not everyone likes honey ham and some are morally opposed.
Recipes:
Momo's Buttermilk Salad
1 pineapple chopped
1 pkg peach jello
12 oz whip cream
2 cups of buttermilk
Bring pineapple to a boil and add jello and stir.
Add whip cream and buttermilk and mix well.
Chill overnight. Netflix optional.
Squash Casserole
4 sliced potatoes
sliced squash
onion sliced
layer in buttered casserole dish starting with onions on bottom and finishing with potatoes on top. Add salt and pepper and dried parsley.
Bake at 350 covered for 30 minutes.
Easy yummy and healthy. Just like Neil Patrick Harris.
Brie with Basil, Garlic and Salted Maple Pecans
Heat 2 tablespoons of oil in small sauté pan on medium high heat.
Add handful of fresh basil (or use Basil oil from O&Co)
1 tablespoon of maple syrup
3 cloves chopped garlic
1/4 cup of chopped salted pecans
Sauté for 2-3 minutes
Spoon on top of brie
Attach "Do Not Disturb" sign to your door and sit back and enjoy.
Bert's 1/4 cuppa Pesto
1/4 cup basil
1/4 cup green peas
1/4 cup baby spinach
1/4 cup parmesan cheese
1/4 cup toasted pistachio nuts
1/4 olive oil
pinch of salt and pinch of lemon juice and zest
Blend all together in food processor or hand chop if you're feeling butch.
Bert's Dirty Chocolate Martini
2 oz vodka
2 oz white creme de cacao
Pour over ice and then strain into martini glass while smizing.
Garnish with brown or green almond M&M's for the "olives".
Bert's Tangy creamy peaches
Cut Peaches and grill cut side down.
Drizzle with balsamic vinegar and
Top with fresh mozzarella.
This will make someone want to shake your tree.
Balsamic Ice Cream
1 scoop Vanilla Ice Cream
drizzle balsamic vinegar
dash sea salt
Sweet, Salty and Bitter just like me
Strawberry Fennel Salad
1 Pint of Strawberries
1 Bulb of Fennel
Dice both into bite size pieces and put into bowl
Add 1 tablespoon of Balsamic vinegar
Cover and sit in fridge overnight
Next day top with crumbled feta cheese
Add a few pieces of prosciutto
A salad for the manliest of men and I know something about being a manly man. I wear brooches.
